I LOVE YOU THEN I HATE YOU

   I love you then I hate you. who are you? an object of my emotional adventure? or a silly being carried away by the fantancies of nature .it is like a cultural upheaval, so infectious like the SARS virus. what are my saying or better still writing?

   I’m in LOVE! That’s whats wrong. i don’t care about what you do, im only interested in you.my eyes are perfectly blind ,so I trust my heart to see your beauty. thats why I don’t complain as you lead me into the slaughter house ,my eyes cant even see the butchers knife.my mind cant even coordinate thoughts, all it sees are images of you ,my so called LOVE. the same images “I” hate.

   How wretched and lost I feel? who will liberate me from this dungeon. ive been left here to starve to death, my LOVE has refused to feed me.my sight has darkened the more as she has refused to bring me light .my mind has gone berserk as it all doesn’t make sense anymore.

   Suddenly I discovered something! I wasn’t blind after all .i saw a ray of golden fire which I followed till I got “OUT” so all this while I was in a tunnel .it said, ”MENTAL REHAB” ,so I had been living with psychos and mad men! so that made me think I was mad. Damn! i was really in captivity.

   As I turned my head, thus stood the object of my mishap. she was the ugliest creature I had ever seen: hairy as a gorilla ,with the stench of a country goat. i couldn’t help but ask. ”who the hell are you!”, then I noticed the blue apron on her, the same one I gave my heartthrob in pledge of my love.it couldn’t be ,but that it what it was ,Thus stood My LOVE.

   “what happened? I asked. ”I’ll explain inside” she replied ,pointing to the tunnel. that was when the whole picture became clear and that I why I hate you.

   As I walked away in disgust and regret, something occurred to me. i forgot something very important. i quickly turned and ripped the blue apron off her body.

                     By  prof. Xavier /2006/for INC